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by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by JustSomeGuy / 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
by turning red / 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML
by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…