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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1504
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About theonecasey : What can I say
I like jokes
I'm secretly a turtle
And I have a VCH
Lastly I have an unhealthy obsession with chucks

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Visits<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 3:59am<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 12:07am<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 4:31am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:53am<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 7:35am<b>devinthomas</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 11:05pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 1:22pm<b>Mae342</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 12:06am<b>f36k</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 7:30pm<b>drshn</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 3:09pm<b>CharlyDV</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 8:06am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:22pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 7:12am<b>ApacheC424</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 12:17am<b>Sj1147</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 2:49pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 8:24pm<b>lost7702</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:16pm<b>burnanator</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:56am

Fucked!<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 4:01am<b>Mae342</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 5:27am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 12:26am<b>CharlyDV</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 10:41am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 10:14am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 8:33am<b>devinthomas</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:33pm

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theonecasey's favorite FMLs

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I learned that the hardest part of marrying a historian is choosing baby names. His top choices derive from two Roman magistrates, two abbesses, a tenth-century author, and an obscure Greek official. I already let him name our pug, for whom he chose the name "Tertullianus." FML

by NeitherHrotsvitNorErkembaldus / 07/29/2016 at 5:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML

by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy

Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML

by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I found out my debit card information has been compromised and that someone in San Jose, CA has completely drained my bank account. Joke's on them though. I was already broke as fuck. FML

by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids

Today, while working as a highway patrol officer, I pulled over my girlfriend for speeding and was required by law to ticket her. Another officer was with me, so I couldn't not ticket her without being reported. We share a joint account, so I basically ticketed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

by lyinginbed / 06/04/2016 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom / Health

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love