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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18479) - you deserved it (47708)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I repeatedly screamed so loudly and with such emotion at a video game, that my neighbours thought I was in trouble and called the police. FML

#19399944
194 comments

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (2149)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (32171)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30545) - you deserved it (24162)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (6906)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (4112)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
604 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (55363)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9272) - you deserved it (55784) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30014) - you deserved it (4874)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (4871)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39501) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (7762)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (45747)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31687) - you deserved it (4117)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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