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by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML
by mile high clubber / 07/14/2013 at 6:41am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
by charishard / 05/04/2013 at 1:17am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2013 at 2:04pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Transportation
by WeHitTurbulence / 03/08/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by phatdaddy62 / 02/18/2013 at 12:23pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
by SF49 / 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm / United States / Health
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by antwo / 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sharky / 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Kate / 10/16/2011 at 10:50pm / United States / Work
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…