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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 April 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 654
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About theneatoburrito : Well, hello there! I need my daily fix of FML to make it through most days. I don't know what it is, but reading and laughing at other people's pain makes my life seem much less suckier, when it probably isn't. My biggest pet peeve is ignorance. And it sucks, because there is a lot of it.

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