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About thenamestaco171 : I like:
•My cat
•The cold
•The Sims 3
•My Little Pony Friendship is Magic
•Cute things

I dislike:
•Bugs...yea that's about it.

That should be enough for you to know me well.
*Not a complex person*

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thenamestaco171's favorite FMLs

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27755) - you deserved it (3162)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML


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On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd girl goes to college, finally loses virginity; gets chlamydia. FML


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On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

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