About thenamesbrooksy : Well lets see, first off, I'm bisexual and if you don't like that then F your L because I'm super cool and always a good time. I guess just message me if there is something else you wanna know.
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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
by jwshrieky / 01/05/2012 at 11:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML
by Anon / 01/04/2012 at 9:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML
by mark / 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Intimacy
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