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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1999 (17 years old)
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About thenameisfatma : That's not me in the profile picture.

Anyways, my name is well duh Fatma. I'm in my last year of high school and I have no idea what I want to do with my life lol. I love all types of music, there isn't a genre I don't listen to except for metal rock (yeah all the screaming and shouting isn't really my thing)
I also watch a lot of kdramas and american tv series, The ones I'm watching right now are HTGAWM & Suits. I also really like Big Brother even tho it's more of a tv competition than a tv series.

I spend a lot of time on fml and sometimes I regret it. l could study a lot of shit in the time I waste here but nooo. My goal in life is to vote on all the fmls here.

Random fact: I sleep in the middle of my bed.

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thenameisfatma's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

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Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

by itsplashedeverywhere / 10/27/2015 at 2:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

by Bad Mother / 10/08/2015 at 7:53am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Animals

Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML

by busmonster / 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

by just wanted nice nails / 08/05/2015 at 12:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5-year-old won't stop princess-waving at people. This would be fine, but she looks exactly like she is giving the Nazi salute. I got dirty looks from nearly everyone at the supermarket. FML

by momoftheyearedition / 07/08/2015 at 11:13pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

by fuckstudentloans / 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

by ironwoman23 / 03/27/2015 at 8:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

by thecarisfine / 03/14/2015 at 12:27am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML

by lilipalmer / 02/13/2015 at 1:44am / France / Love

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

by poor man / 11/26/2014 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Money