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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1137
  • Number of comments : 165
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About then000bster : I like to drive off cliffs facing the west while the sun rises in my face.

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Today..!! my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family an will no longer communicate with any of us!! Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her..!! an she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'!! FML

#20803510
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44571) - you deserved it (3793)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:51pm - kids - by JealousBratMuch - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I REALISD THAT I CAN TELL 6 CATS APART BY THE SOUND OF THERE PAWS ON THE CARPET. I THINK I NED FRIENDS. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you deserved it (8834)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, a drunk duda walkd up to ma an said, "You'ra ugly as fuck." His sobar friand quickly apologizd an axplaind tat a was wastd, bafora looking ma up an down an adding "Wall, not complataly, I guass." raal FML

#20801990
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46223) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm - misc - by GeeThanks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , A CO-WORKER VERBALLY ABUSED ME BECAUSE I YAWNED. HIS EXCUSE WAS THAT , "IT'S CONTAGIOUS". REAL FML

#20800837
76 comments

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On 07/24/2013 at 5:15am - work - by CapNCook (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while relaxing in a chair in a shop, a man approached me an said, "You have no idea how many times I've farted in that chair." FML

#20797188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40950) - you deserved it (4249)

On 07/22/2013 at 7:49am - misc - by xXxXxTOBIxX (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered an resulted in several cuts to mah hand. FML

#20788837
72 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by igotsbadluck - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I got lost , and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well , because the next time I passed by , the police were waiting 4 me. FML

#20776976
57 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entre ward found out. real FML

#20770807
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42931) - you deserved it (6462)

On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO MAH PARENTS' BARBECUE . HE KNEW MAH FAMILY IS EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS, SOHAT DID HE DO? CALLED FOR SILENCE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, NAMELY: "GOD ISN'T REAL." CUE A RIOT THAT ENDED IN US BIENG KICKED OUT AND ME ALL BUT DISOWNED FOR "PUTTING HIM UP TO IT" . MEGA FML

#20765683
114 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, ( It looks so unnatural . ) Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked himhy he keeps his totally ungroomed . Turns out ( Men having hair is okay . Women aren't supposed to, though . ) FML

#20759121
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51804) - you deserved it (12472)

On 07/02/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by yeshehaspornaddiction (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

#20758994
100 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was sitting at my favorite coffee sop... wen a creepy 50-is looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys... and if I wanted to dominate im. I'm a 17-year-old girl... and am now scared to ever go back tere. FML

#20754256
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44454) - you deserved it (2633)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

today I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese an German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML

#20716829
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48029) - you deserved it (4893)

On 06/10/2013 at 1:09am - work - by Frazz (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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