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  • Town/Country : illinois, united states
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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