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themartonfi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About themartonfi : I'm a nerd that speedruns Banjo-Kazooie and enjoys tinkering with electronics and computers.

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themartonfi's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that miles are the same distance for everything. He thought that human miles were different than mouse miles, because they're smaller. He's 34. FML

#21502177
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22387) - you deserved it (2320)

On 12/10/2015 at 7:34am - misc - by MiceMiles (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

#21495080
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (2153)

On 11/21/2015 at 5:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (2723)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

#11513456
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33352) - you deserved it (36205)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML

#8741180
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26745) - you deserved it (8215)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:30am - intimacy - by Lovejunkie (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

#6914931
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37658) - you deserved it (3132)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)



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