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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (103091)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (103091)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106314) - you deserved it (5370)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
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I agree, your life sucks (106314) - you deserved it (5370)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)



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