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Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (52940)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)



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