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by thenegatives / 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by DOCMONROE / 09/30/2013 at 6:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2013 at 4:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
by Anonymous / 11/17/2009 at 3:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Noname / 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
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