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thelittlemissy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1658
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About thelittlemissy : Making descriptions about myself always makes me uncomfortable.

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (703127) - you deserved it (56004)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20021) - you deserved it (68960)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (215393) - you deserved it (27947)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58113) - you deserved it (10084)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41149) - you deserved it (2346)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML

#40460
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (2266)

On 02/14/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by clementine8 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom was telling me a funny story about when I was young. So I said 'yeah I was funny huh?' She replied 'Yep, I had a funny one and a pretty one'. FML

#13534
14 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Indiana)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)



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