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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1678
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About thelittlemissy : Making descriptions about myself always makes me uncomfortable.

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thelittlemissy's favorite FMLs

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (5181)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64208) - you deserved it (6708)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32861) - you deserved it (8205)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110771) - you deserved it (15431)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (11320)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46249) - you deserved it (8134)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12587) - you deserved it (67282)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (2885)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, feeling melancholy, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

#14490240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28964) - you deserved it (5680)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

#14347070
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29958) - you deserved it (4031)

On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (81865)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28730) - you deserved it (5001)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

#13672466
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26628) - you deserved it (2109)

On 11/01/2010 at 6:15am - love - by Googlebug - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

#13543408
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36643) - you deserved it (4134)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

#13430217
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26319) - you deserved it (3418)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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