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About thelinlinx3 : My name is Linda, but you can call me Linda. You're probably reading this because I posted a dumb comment, or it's possible, maybe, you kinda thought my comment was somewhat decent.

Anyway, I am silly, random, and all that good junk.

FML is pretty much one of the things that relieves my stress :P

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Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, ma friends stagd an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoolic, an I own ma own ouse. My car is paid 4 an ma job pays well. Apparently, I ned an intervention because ma life is not were tey want it to be, wic involves me being marrid wit cildren. mega FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (3265)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma friends stagd an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoolic, an I own ma own ouse. My car is paid 4 an ma job pays well. Apparently, I ned an intervention because ma life is not were tey want it to be, wic involves me being marrid wit cildren. mega FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (3265)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I couldn't figure outhat was worse: accidentally dropping car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36171) - you deserved it (4680)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it has been 8 months since I startd a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day 4 a year. I just hered a noise outside. They cut the tree down.

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47520) - you deserved it (4167)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He startd bawling before I even brought out the needle. I trid to get him calm down. Then he grabbd the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30549) - you deserved it (2931)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT HER FAVOURITE AUNT DID LAST NIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK. THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS, ( OH NO, IS SHE OKAY? ) FML

#15935216
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15860) - you deserved it (36991)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22067) - you deserved it (48182)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , the seat in my car broke an wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain cuz I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30350) - you deserved it (5361)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery!! I had diarrhea and cuz I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt!! FML

#15207918
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31813) - you deserved it (3657)

On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

today I cleaned up mah dog's crap after mah wife asked me . 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work . My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid . FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34006) - you deserved it (3285)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (3320)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today , I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl , which is a rare sight at mah workplace , from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her , she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. real FML

#14257746
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13630) - you deserved it (28446)

On 12/19/2010 at 5:28am - love - by lonelyengineer (man) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (6091)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)



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