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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (23 years)
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About thelinlinx3 : My name is Linda, but you can call me Linda. You're probably reading this because I posted a dumb comment, or it's possible, maybe, you kinda thought my comment was somewhat decent.

Anyway, I am silly, random, and all that good junk.

FML is pretty much one of the things that relieves my stress :P

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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

#115661
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I agree, your life sucks (17204) - you deserved it (31968)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by loserface (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51466) - you deserved it (6253)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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