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Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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