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Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21560) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23544) - you deserved it (50971)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33259) - you deserved it (9065)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24058) - you deserved it (4430)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21248) - you deserved it (5437)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:30am - intimacy - by writer4life (woman) - United States (California)



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