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Today, I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46325) - you deserved it (6113)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was our 6 month anniversary. My boyfriend didn’t get me a present or take me out to dinner. Instead he cried to me about how much he hates his life while he repeatedly punched himself in the face. Then he dropped me off to spend time with his mom. FML



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