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About thekarlile : So, la da di da di, we like to party. Dancin with Miley, and doing whatever we want.
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Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to learn who's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuses like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved here and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015