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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About thejimler : My life consists of thinking "It can't get shittier than this". It does, but in small increments so I don't go batshit murderous in one day.

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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