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by a man / 07/13/2013 at 9:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
by whowhat / 07/11/2013 at 2:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
by richardmrcs / 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Animals
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
by :) / 05/29/2013 at 3:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Animals
by Mylifesucks / 05/23/2013 at 1:11am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by crappingrapping / 05/21/2013 at 11:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
by violatedbuttcrack / 05/16/2013 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML
by lackadaisy_leah / 05/15/2013 at 12:12pm / United States / Love
by trice / 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
by unknown / 04/07/2013 at 12:26am / United States (Florida) / Love
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Beast / 03/30/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 3:35pm / United States (California) / Health
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long…