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Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months. Afterwards, they had a beer, a long chat, and decided this was my fault and I wasn't worth the drama. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML


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On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 2:55pm - health - by Sadness (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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