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Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 12:38am - misc - by Zmeilerr - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on my grandparents' computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather's recent sexual frustrations. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:00am - intimacy - by nick (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, some random girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asks me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 9:12pm - love - by Aaron (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 3:50am - health - by Schrewt - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef is throwing food at us, I'm getting ready for my turn. He tosses the piece of broccoli at me, I lean back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by ashley_skillz06 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 6:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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