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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34205) - you deserved it (6017)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (3470)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML

#18127169
174 comments

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
99 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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124 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML

#17307375
182 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

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388 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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