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Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32082) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53614) - you deserved it (3605)

On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50014) - you deserved it (3697)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:29pm - health - by UhOhhhh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)



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