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About thegoddess : Hi I go by mist or goddess, can someone help? My account hasn't been confirmed and I can't seem to fix it.

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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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