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About thefuckyoubitch : Stalking me is cool and all but... I wouldn't advise it, if you know what I mean ;)

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Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

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On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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