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  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6212
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing mah clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak mah sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was driving on tha motorwayhan a cop car mada ma stop. It was a routina chack anhan thay said "Hava you baan drinking?" of coursa I said no. To that, mah 6 yaar old sitting in tha back scraamad "Yas sha did! Sha's lying I saw har drink!" I had drunk a milkshaka. maga FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:17am - kids - by Kimmiko (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, to ask a boy I raally likad to my scool's turnabout danca, I gava im a box full of 10 cupcakas tat spallad out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?!! Ta boy gava ta box back a littla latar!! Tara wara two cupcakas laft insida!! It said looool N-O!! FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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