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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About thefmlman2011 : Hey guys, My name is Alex, I'm 18, single (BOO!), I play guitar, and I'm from australia! (YAY!), hit me up on kik; TheAviationFan, snapchat: Fender96, instagram: http://instagram.com/alexloz_au and YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg9bCCtGuAyPwSAzJshjigg

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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thefmlman2011's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML

#21285495
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22309) - you deserved it (21146)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

#21280293
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35760) - you deserved it (2154)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30115) - you deserved it (3823)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML

#21265402
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (2445)

On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45995) - you deserved it (7502)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

#20591828
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39705) - you deserved it (5707)

On 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24825) - you deserved it (3608)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18784) - you deserved it (3396)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

#18088361
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (2349)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

#9069582
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (28698)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8121) - you deserved it (34899)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

#5164209
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45394) - you deserved it (4286)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

#3741776
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61668) - you deserved it (2822)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

#153783
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86270) - you deserved it (6510)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)



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