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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 189
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About thefmlman2011 : Hey guys, My name is Alex, I'm 18, single (BOO!), I play guitar, and I'm from australia! (YAY!), hit me up on kik; TheAviationFan, snapchat: Fender96, instagram: and YT:


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Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44928) - you deserved it (7360)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24608) - you deserved it (3589)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14872) - you deserved it (27944)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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