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thefmlman2011

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About thefmlman2011 : Hey guys, My name is Alex, I'm 18, single (BOO!), I play guitar, and I'm from australia! (YAY!), hit me up on kik; TheAviationFan, snapchat: Fender96, instagram: http://instagram.com/alexloz_au and YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg9bCCtGuAyPwSAzJshjigg

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Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

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239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29860) - you deserved it (3791)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML

#21265402
74 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by notautistic - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44958) - you deserved it (7362)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

#20591828
86 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my therapist gave me some great self-sufficiency advice. It sounded familiar. When I got home I realized she had been quoting Christina Aguilera songs. For £100 an hour. FML

#19271086
128 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm - health - by PixieWrists - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (3390)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

#9069582
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14892) - you deserved it (27989)

On 03/14/2010 at 9:36am - money - by Rick (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8105) - you deserved it (34828)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

#3741776
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61592) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I flew into New Zealand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I received a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86142) - you deserved it (6499)

On 02/27/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by uthinkucandraw (man) - United States (Michigan)



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