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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 469
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About theevilduchess : If you are reading this, you probably got confused. It's ok. It happens to the best of us. But if you are just interested in my niftiness, here are some facts:
1.) I am a southern girl. I say bless your heart more than I should. I have no shame in my cut offs. And when I get mad "frog" becomes "fraawg".
2.) I can be a bit bitchy. I don't mean to be... But well it's genetics. All the women in my family are bat-shit crazy.
3.) I love making lists. It's kind of a sick obsession for me.
4.) I am batman

That is all. Have a lovely day!

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