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Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77153) - you deserved it (3379)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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