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About thecryingpotato : I am the Crying Potato
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
Friday 27 March 2015