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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got ome from work an found ma grlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. Se ended up pusing me onto te bed, an as I lay tere, expecting to be pleasured, se pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas an dressed me in tem. FML

#20632794
159 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah boyfriend was watching TV,hen we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjobhen he pushed me off and said , "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

#20632729
204 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting into the mood with mah boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

#20629715
83 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:08am - intimacy - by unforgettablee (woman) - United States (California)

Today ma ten-year-old sister ad to write out ma job application cuz no one can read ma terrible andwriting . fat FML

#20628506
108 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm - work - by AbhorrentApplication (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

#20627981
124 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticd a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing drectly towards the shower which I stood in butt-nakd!! I live by myself an have recently only movd in!! FML

#20627067
136 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML

#20625530
102 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster . He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged . Turns out I'd left mah wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it . mega FML

#20528351
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On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING ALMOST AN HOUR IN THE DENTIST'S WAITING ROOM, WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE GET CALLED IN FOR THERE APPOINTMENTS, I FINALLY LOST MY PATIENCE AND ASKED THE RECEPTIONISTHAT WAS TAKING SO LONG. I'D FORGOTTEN TO SIGN IN. MEGA FML

#20528161
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On 03/02/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by oops (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING MAH DOG FIR A WALK AN FORGOT A BAG TO PICK UP HIS POOP, SINCE IT'S ILLEGAL TO NOT PICK IT UP IN MAH TOWN. RIGHT AS MAH DOG STARTED TO TAKE A DUMP, A COP CAR DROVE BY AN CONTINUED TO WATCH ME AS I WAS FORCED TO PICK UP THE POOP WITH MAH BARE HANDS. FML

#20527973
183 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 10:32am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us!! We're getting looool marrid in six months!! FML

#20527880
106 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 8:31am - love - by OhNo - United States (Virginia)

TODAY I NOTICED MAH DOG CHEWING ON SOMETHING WHILE ON THE COUCH. IT LOOKED LIKE A WASH RAG OF SOME SORT... SO I GRABBED IT FROM MAH DOG. IT WASN'T UNTIL AFTER I PICKED IT UP THAT I NOTICED IT WASN'T A WASH RAG. IT WAS A SMALL... DEAD BIRD. FML

#20527319
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On 03/01/2013 at 7:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was making out with mah girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to mah crotch. She felt mah erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig fir "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

#20527203
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On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)



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