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thecheeseking

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About thecheeseking : I am really into soccer. And btw i dont really like cheese and i dont think i am a king, just a random name cuz every other fucking name i picked was taken.....o well :/

thecheeseking's page activity

Visits<b>Envy3</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 2:30am<b>CHILL222</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 8:42pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

thecheeseking's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

by Benji / 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

by vitalcheese / 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals