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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 September 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About thecheeseking : I am really into soccer. And btw i dont really like cheese and i dont think i am a king, just a random name cuz every other fucking name i picked was taken.....o well :/

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Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15276) - you deserved it (40763)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45758) - you deserved it (6818)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:53pm - misc - by Benji (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

#2113769
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I agree, your life sucks (40769) - you deserved it (7528)

On 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by vitalcheese (man) - United States (Michigan)



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