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About thecheeseking : I am really into soccer. And btw i dont really like cheese and i dont think i am a king, just a random name cuz every other fucking name i picked was taken.....o well :/
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
Friday 30 January 2015