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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thecalvin123 : People call me arrogant and conceited, but I prefer to call it "above average self-esteem." I'm asian, just so you people know. That has nothing to do with the fact that my profile picture is a Toyota.

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thecalvin123's favorite FMLs

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29363) - you deserved it (4362)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

#21222137
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39506) - you deserved it (3952)

On 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by Yeppets (woman) - United States

Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

#21220481
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39895) - you deserved it (9319)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML

#21220439
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42912) - you deserved it (3635)

On 07/25/2014 at 4:19pm - misc - by asshalf15 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

#21219507
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36968) - you deserved it (15129)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

#21219077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41005) - you deserved it (7656)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53319) - you deserved it (40704)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

#21216984
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32367) - you deserved it (22834)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:55am - intimacy - by teegtwo (woman) - United States

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

#21214465
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36676) - you deserved it (5557)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50795) - you deserved it (9525)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53644) - you deserved it (3822)

On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43876) - you deserved it (4193)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)



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