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thecalvin123

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thecalvin123

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1107
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About thecalvin123 : People call me arrogant and conceited, but I prefer to call it "above average self-esteem." I'm asian, just so you people know. That has nothing to do with the fact that my profile picture is a Toyota. Tennis is the only sport I'm not 100% bullshit at playing.

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thecalvin123's favorite FMLs

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

#21339526
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25806) - you deserved it (18356)

On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

#21330614
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35390) - you deserved it (2966)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

#21327839
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (42253)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (2304)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to break up with my psychotic bitch of a girlfriend after months of abuse. When she opened the door, her 5-year-old son ran up to me, smiling and calling me "DADDY!" for the first time. Now I don't have the heart to dump the psycho and devastate her son. FML

#21324667
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5103)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34110) - you deserved it (4260)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

#21311570
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36108) - you deserved it (5452)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38706) - you deserved it (2398)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (9109)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

#21300330
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30572) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44074) - you deserved it (3852)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33147) - you deserved it (3229)

On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17591) - you deserved it (33143)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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