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Today, wile at te beac, my son needed to pee. I told im to pee in te ocean. He took off is pants an peed from te beac to te water. FML

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98 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it was mah very last day teaching mah dance class . After the class endd, the owner of the studio startd clapping and told all mah students to give me a hug . No one huggd me . No one . big fat FML

#20691616
58 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 6:14pm - work - by funnygirl018 - United States

Today, I got to take mah 10-year-old son to the junior high school athich I teach. When mah students questiond him about wat I was lyk at home, he told the entre class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

#20684818
75 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamd and jumpd... knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now bannd from the only grocery store in town. FML

#20166242
61 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by sarahhbear - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that scorpion can apparently hold there breath fir hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of mah pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

#20112873
102 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her fir extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through fir a good five minutes,hile I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

#17018036
171 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to dig up twin boys birth certificates 4 baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name 4 eight an a half years. FML

#16847763
279 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, mah friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
163 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I was at a rd lighthen the guy next to me gave me that look people givehen they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word ( Sheriff ) written on the side of his car. mega FML

#12247405
165 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

Today... I recieved multiple pone calls asking ow muc my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never ad a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out te guy I prank pone called te oter day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist wit an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
180 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I anded out 30 resume only to fine out, after te last resume was anded out, my broter ad canged te last sentence of every paragrap to 'I am a massive douce bag.' mega FML

#5875865
64 comments

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On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSD WITH DIABATAS. I WANT TO TALL MY GRANDPA, WHO IMMADIATALY SAID, ( I'M SORRY, LAT'S GO GAT ICA CRAAM TO CHAAR U UP. ) FML

#5307828
150 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor . I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger fir days . I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it . The doctor saw mah wound and laughd . He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin . FML

#1840722
59 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 11:14am - health - by Manatee (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML



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