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About thebosslikeaboss : I'm the boss
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015