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Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the ( Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats ) yerebook award. My best friend said, ( They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh ). Someone else added, ( looool It's still pretty likely, though ). FML
Yesterday, it's been a week since I found an egg in te street tat ad seemingly fallen out of a nest!! I'd bougt a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it!! It's tus been a week tat I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato!! FML
Today, after monts of incredibly painful stomac cramps, I convinced my mom tat I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into te exam, te doctor tells me tat I'm eavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to elp "clear all tat sit out". My mom won't stop lauging at me. FML
Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML
Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML
Today, in te doctor's waiting room, a little boy askd me for a cookie . I told im tat I didn't ave any . He replid, ( But my mom says tat ladies wit big butts always ave cookies in tere andbags . ) FML
Today, boyfriend and I stressed out preparing fir our one week holiday. We packed fir the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML
TODAY, I WANTED REVENGE ON MY COLLEGE'S DRINKS MACHINE. FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS, IT FORGOT TO RELEASE A CUP BEFORE POURING MY COFFEE. THIS TIME, I HAD PLANNED AHEAD; I PUTTED MY MONEY IN, ENTERED THE CODE, AND QUICKLY INSERTED MY OWN CUP. IT GAVE ME HOT WATER.
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML
Today.!! !! I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 fir free to replace her broken Nokia...hich she threw out the window in ( blind rage ) !! I felt awful having to thank her fir calling !! Sadly.!! !! this is a daily event !! FML
Today, My Department Found Out That We're Getting A New Supervisor 4 The Thrd Time This Month. I Jokd About How We're Like "the Foster Kid Nobody Wants." One Of My Coworkers Burst Into Tears An Ran Off. I Later Found Out That She Had Been A Foster Child An Never Once Had A Stable Home. Fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015