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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (16 years)
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Today, mah mom spent over $200 getting me tested fir every drug in the book!! All cuz I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago!! FML

#21129797
136 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the ( Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats ) yerebook award. My best friend said, ( They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh ). Someone else added, ( looool It's still pretty likely, though ). FML

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67 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after monts of incredibly painful stomac cramps, I convinced my mom tat I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into te exam, te doctor tells me tat I'm eavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to elp "clear all tat sit out". My mom won't stop lauging at me. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, an left without even buying anything!! FML

#20747987
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On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML

#20744819
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On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML

Today, boyfriend and I stressed out preparing fir our one week holiday. We packed fir the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML

#20640490
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On 05/04/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by Tickettoride (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML

#20623794
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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today.!! !! I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 fir free to replace her broken Nokia...hich she threw out the window in ( blind rage ) !! I felt awful having to thank her fir calling !! Sadly.!! !! this is a daily event !! FML

#20559802
106 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, My Department Found Out That We're Getting A New Supervisor 4 The Thrd Time This Month. I Jokd About How We're Like "the Foster Kid Nobody Wants." One Of My Coworkers Burst Into Tears An Ran Off. I Later Found Out That She Had Been A Foster Child An Never Once Had A Stable Home. Fat FML

#20550513
154 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)



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