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Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you deserved it (4335)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16247) - you deserved it (28466)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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