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About thebigtwinkie : My name is Alexandra and I enjoy reading about other people's messed up lives.
Message me if you're bored/sad/in need of some mood lifting.
I enjoy reading and playing games with my hilarious neighbour.
My favourite writers are John Green and Rick Riordan. There's 6 more days until the release of one of the most epic book by Rick Riordan, can't wait!
My favorite movies are Blended, The Harry Potter Series , Divergent, The Hunger Games Series and Couples Retreat.
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Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
Friday 26 September 2014