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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2984
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About thebigtwinkie : My name is Alexandra and I enjoy reading about other people's messed up lives.
Message me if you're bored/sad/in need of some mood lifting.
I enjoy reading and playing games with my hilarious neighbour.
My favourite writers are John Green and Rick Riordan.
My favorite movies are Blended, The Harry Potter Series , Divergent, The Hunger Games Series and Couples Retreat:) I also love the walking dead, the big bang theory, desperate housewives and american horror story(i love watching serials)

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thebigtwinkie's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister told me the reason why she went with me to a gay pride parade a few months ago was because she thought it would inspire me to come out. FML

Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

by teacher / 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Work

Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 11:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

by goodmorning / 09/07/2014 at 9:45am / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Geek

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

by SymmetricalPizzaFace / 09/07/2014 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Health

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

by Meowit / 09/06/2014 at 11:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my daughter's teacher called me, very concerned, because my child told the whole class she's not virgin anymore. The word is "vegan", honey. FML

by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML

by Not Wanted / 09/06/2014 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend canceled his plans to attend my father's wake, not even 10 minutes after he found out there won't be any alcohol on offer. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 6:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I looked at a girl's profile on a dating website, and it told her I'd visited it. Later on, she sent me a message. It said: "Don't even think about it." FML

by guiltnazan / 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML