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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4616
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thebestintheworl : i Love: Motionless In White, Maria Brink, The Shield(WWE Tag Team) ,CM Punk, Marilyn Manson, Mike Kuza, Pokémon, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Motionless In White, Marilyn Manson, In This Moment, KUZA, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, Asking Alexandria, Blink 182, Green Day, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pop Evil, VolBeat, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Rush, Good Charlotte, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace And Seether. And I LOVE Marilyn Manson ( And Twiggy.)! I Find Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, CM Punk, Josh Balz, Chris Motionless, Ricky Horror, Mike Kuza, Angelo Parente, Ryan Sitkowski, Devin Ghost Sola, Maria Brink, Matt Shultz, Brandon Rage, Marilyn Manson, Norman Reedus & Batista Sexy. and I'm An Atheist. sXe. I Can't Fucking Wait For Reincarnate!!!! 9/16/14!

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Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (23816)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18775) - you deserved it (3145)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
200 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
114 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

#19255616
179 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
590 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

#19243169
98 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 11:53pm - health - by radiating (woman) -

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

#19226382
128 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

#19205582
90 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

#19139199
248 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

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162 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)



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