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About thebestintheworl : i Love: Marilyn Manson, BOTDF, Motionless In White, The Shield(WWE Tag Team) ,CM Punk, Mike Kuza, Pokémon, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Marilyn Manson, Motionless In White, In This Moment, KUZA, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, Asking Alexandria, Blink 182, Green Day, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pop Evil, VolBeat, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Rush, Good Charlotte, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace And Seether. And I LOVE Marilyn Manson ( And Twiggy.)! I Find Marilyn Manson, Dahvie & Jayy, Dita Von Teese, Twiggy Ramirez, Josh Balz, Chris Motionless, Ricky Horror, Mike Kuza, Angelo Parente, Ryan Sitkowski, Devin Ghost Sola, Maria Brink, Matt Shultz, Brandon Rage, CM Punk, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Norman Reedus & Batista Sexy. and I'm An Atheist.
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2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML
Today a woman stopped me and started chewing me out fir wereing a pentagram necklace. I explained to her that is wasn't a pentagram it was a Star of David. She continued chewing me out because apparently that still means I hate Jesus. FML
Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML
Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML
yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML
Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML
Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller,hen she nearly fell . I usd mah ninja-like reflexes to catch her . Too bad mah ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she deliverd to mah fap-stick 4 apparently being a "pervert" 4 saving her . FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML
Today, mah grlfriend an I were having sex. Right as she orgasmd, she screamd out Megatron's name. When I later confrontd her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him an wantd to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic 4 a year an half now. FML
Friday 27 March 2015