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About thebestintheworl : i Love: Pokémon, CM Punk, Motionless In White, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Motionless In White, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Blink 182, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Seether, Rob Zombie, Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace And Marilyn Manson. Gotta Love MIW (Chris,Balz,Ricky,Ryan,Angelo,Ghost,Brandon!) And I'm An Atheist. sXe
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