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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8395
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About thebestintheworl : i Love: Marilyn Manson, BOTDF, Motionless In White, The Shield(WWE Tag Team) ,CM Punk, Mike Kuza, Pokémon, Boondock Saints, WWE And The Walking Dead. What I Love In Music: Marilyn Manson, Motionless In White, In This Moment, KUZA, Cage The Elephant, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Fate, A Day To Remember, Asking Alexandria, Blink 182, Green Day, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pop Evil, VolBeat, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Godsmack, Rush, Good Charlotte, Soundgarden, Slipknot, KoRn, Rob Zombie, Three Days Grace And Seether. And I LOVE Marilyn Manson ( And Twiggy.)! I Find Marilyn Manson, Dahvie & Jayy, Dita Von Teese, Twiggy Ramirez, Josh Balz, Chris Motionless, Ricky Horror, Mike Kuza, Angelo Parente, Ryan Sitkowski, Devin Ghost Sola, Maria Brink, Matt Shultz, Brandon Rage, CM Punk, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Norman Reedus & Batista Sexy. and I'm An Atheist.

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Today , my boyfriend is seriously mad at me 4 telling his cat what he got it 4 Christmas . FML

#20415555
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35220) - you deserved it (8366)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom an I went to Best Buy for some Cristmas sopping. Se picked up some presents for me an told me not to look at wat se was buying. Wen we got to te register, se didn't ave enoug money, an I ended up aving to buy my own presents. mega FML

#20413996
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36742) - you deserved it (3090)

On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

#20410843
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18367) - you deserved it (12516)

On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, mah mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me fir "ruining the surprise." fat FML

#20408692
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (7371)

On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

TODAY , MAH NEIGHBOR INSTALLED A LARGE RADIO THAT LOUDLY PLAYS CHRISTMAS MUSIC 24/7 . WHEN I CALLED IN A COMPLAINT TO THE POLICE DEPARTMENT THEY TOLD ME TO , "GET IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT." FML

#20404496
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29777) - you deserved it (10182)

On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showd me a product that she really hatd. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML

#20403689
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27925) - you deserved it (3978)

On 12/17/2012 at 1:16pm - money - by bob (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

#20402533
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (12895)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

2day mah daughter had the words "Alway classy, never trashy" tattood acros her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

#20400337
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (3326)

On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I want Cristmas sopping for my cat. I still avan't bougt prasants for my family, yat my cat alraady as savaral small gifts undar ta traa and an outfit to waar around ta ousa. I raally naad a naw obby. FML

#20397631
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (27927)

On 12/13/2012 at 6:04am - animals - by catlover - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah drunk girlfriend maxed out mah credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay .

#20397287
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27948) - you deserved it (4724)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, mah boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, mah hand hit his shoulder and I dropped mah phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, mah dad was staring at us from outside. He still appear to think I was giving him head. fat FML

#20200049
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36177) - you deserved it (3745)

On 12/11/2012 at 2:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frigtend, I tappd on te glass. He got scard and startd swimming again. My best friend is a fis.

#20199342
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26934) - you deserved it (6308)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today... I realizd the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returnd to the store to get it removd... only to realize mah receipt was misplacd. The lady at the counter thought I stole it... calld security... and had me escortd out... dress-less. FML

#20196308
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (4058)

On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, it's mah birthday and mah ax husband taxtad ma at midnight to tall happy birthday. Too bad ha couldn't hava taxtad mah naw husband to ramind looool him. FML

#20196242
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (4991)

On 12/08/2012 at 11:12am - love - by aerythia - United States (Tennessee)

Today my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice kind beautiful talented funny sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

#20196037
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (2775)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)



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