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Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
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Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)
Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States
Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved
Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)
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