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Today, Mah Dad Forced Thehole Family To Sit Through A Two-hour Lecture, With Supporting Reserech, On How The "Mayan Prophecy" Is Actually A Load Of Shit Fabricated By Conmen. Nice To Know He Thinks We're All Borderline Brain-dead, Gullible Fuckwitsho Believed It To Begin With. Thanks, Dad. FML
Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML
Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML
Friday 27 March 2015