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theamyamers
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States Of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 186
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About theamyamers : As you can already tell, my name is Amy :)
It's nice to meet you. I'm not going to bore you with my life story.. I'm just here to read people's fml's and comment on them. That's it plain && simple.

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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40790) - you deserved it (4990)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32006) - you deserved it (19654)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17060) - you deserved it (39382)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49432) - you deserved it (4235)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54897) - you deserved it (6605)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64057) - you deserved it (3785)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76351) - you deserved it (14618)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
112 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (266569) - you deserved it (23310)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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